…as it is this sort of tells the reader just about everything he’ll want to know:
“Woman crashes car, gets naked and stops off for ice cream in Texas”
Driver Stephanie Dillard, after colliding with a Houston city bus, wandered to a nearby CVS where she peeled off her clothes and scarfed down some ice cream, a local television station reported.
– from the New York Daily News, June 21, 2012
Dear Stephanie Dillard,
I hope you straighten out your life, espeically for the sake of your three kids, the ones you left in your car when you decided to go get some ice cream in the nude. One can only pray for America…